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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me One with everything."

What’s a monk's favorite drink?
Serenitea

How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it!

Why did the spiritual person
take the lift?
They wanted to Ascend :)

Why does a monk use wifi?
To connect to the
inner-net ;)

What does a monk
like to have with
chips?
peace
peas

What do you call a meditating cow?
A moo-nk

Why did a person meditate on the image of a fridge?
To chill out

Why did the guru
use Social Media?
To get
followers

Why did the yogi
sit on a smartphone to
meditate?
To get
connected

What kind of tea does a monk drink?
Tranquili-tea

S/he could
pick up the vibes

What do you call a Short Fortune teller who's hiding from the police?
A Small Medium
at Large

The Bible says Women aren't supposed to make coffee:
HEbrews