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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me One with everything."

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What’s a monk's favorite drink?

Serenitea

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it!

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Why did the spiritual person
take the lift?

They wanted to Ascend :)

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Why does a monk use wifi?

To connect to the
inner-net ;)

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What does a monk
like to have with 
chips?

peace
peas

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What do you call a meditating cow?

A moo-nk

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Why did a person meditate on the image of a fridge?

To chill out

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Why did the guru

use Social Media?

To get

followers

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Why did the yogi
sit on a smartphone to
meditate?

To get

connected

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What kind of tea does a monk drink?

Tranquili-tea

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Why was the yogi a great DJ?

S/he could
pick up the vibes

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What do you call a Short Fortune teller who's hiding from the police?

A Small Medium
at Large

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